Pre-seed Round Open
July 4th - September 4th, 2025
Invest in the world’s first orbital Bitcoin mining company and ascend the Kardashev scale.
Four-fold more energy availability from solar power than the best terrestrial case, completely passively cooled. Embrace the future of money printing.
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Why invest now?
Launches costs are dropping by magnitudes.Swanson’s Law is rock-solid; space-grade solar has high idiot index cost.Bitcoin is just math.Round Details
Dyson Laboratories is raising 1.5 million dollars at a 10 million dollar post-money valuation on a SAFE. Our funding round closes on August 4th, 2025 at 11:45 PM EST.
Contact us for an intro call and SAFE agreement. Sign the SAFE, pass KYC. Send BTC or USD after agreement is detailed. Please do not send funds without speaking with our team.
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Disclaimer: this is not a public offering. Investments are high risk and limited to accredited investors. All investments are subject to KYC/AML and legal review.